Oh Hey, Happy Friday,
Here are 8 ways to win me over, not in any particular order. Anyone that really knows me, knows very well I can be the nicest mean person you will ever meet. But oh well. I thought it would be funny to be a little outrageous. So here is this glorious list.
- Have dimples, I’ll gush over you for all of 5 minutes and then pretend you don’t exist.
- Get on my nerves only once a month.
- Ask me ridiculous questions every day.
- Be spontaneous every day that doesn’t end with day.
- Laugh at my jokes, even if you don’t find them funny.
- Tell me all your secrets.
- Be a gentleman.
- Don’t ask a million questions, I’ll tell you to shut up and I’ll lock myself in a room with a glass of wine and think of ways to take over the world.
I know no one will probably ever read this. But that’s not the point. There isn’t any point to this. Just me being totally random.